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1 more week till i ship out to basic training.

Im gonna miss Tumblr lol….mostly the porn

I joined the Army.

ya know nuthin big.

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Stealing Food [x]

Previously: Animals vs. Kids, Cats Giving High Fives

janellacus:

jellysnack:

Australian cast of The Lion King sings on a plane.  Because actors are nerds no matter where they are.

Are tears what you wanted because that was fucking beautiful.

darkriku5:

My friend was walking and found this Godzilla toy in the Trash so he put a shirt on it, named him John, and then took him out to T.G.I. Fridays and then dinner was on John. 

 - I'm Yellin Noot Noot
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sirlightbulb:

youretotallymybitchforeverscott:

even if this has been done already I don’t care I’m still proud of myself

this is literally the most obscure thing I’ve ever experienced how the fuck would someone have done this already

greatest-adventurer:

are you fucking kidding me

marukobott:

if i ever misgender you:

  1. it is not on purpose i promise
  2. im very sorry
  3. tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
  4. spray me with cold water

the-blue-bug:

anusking:

wedding cake ideas 

That Donkey looks like it came straight out of a nightmare

vinesnow:

Watch this 5 times then try to read your dashboard / Vine By: Zin
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yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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cuwa:

I work at a bakery and we got broken into, but at least I got a few good puns from the customers.

My favs were: 

  • 'that was a pretty crumby thing to do'
  • 'if you're looking for dough it's a good place to rob'
  • 'they're gonna be toast when they get caught'