Inside the hat
1 more week till i ship out to basic training.

Im gonna miss Tumblr lol….mostly the porn

I joined the Army.

ya know nuthin big.


Animals Stealing Food [x]

Previously: Animals vs. Kids, Cats Giving High Fives



Australian cast of The Lion King sings on a plane.  Because actors are nerds no matter where they are.

Are tears what you wanted because that was fucking beautiful.


My friend was walking and found this Godzilla toy in the Trash so he put a shirt on it, named him John, and then took him out to T.G.I. Fridays and then dinner was on John. 

 - I'm Yellin Noot Noot
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even if this has been done already I don’t care I’m still proud of myself

this is literally the most obscure thing I’ve ever experienced how the fuck would someone have done this already


are you fucking kidding me


if i ever misgender you:

  1. it is not on purpose i promise
  2. im very sorry
  3. tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
  4. spray me with cold water



wedding cake ideas 

That Donkey looks like it came straight out of a nightmare


Watch this 5 times then try to read your dashboard / Vine By: Zin
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teacher: you’re 5 minutes late



I work at a bakery and we got broken into, but at least I got a few good puns from the customers.

My favs were: 

  • 'that was a pretty crumby thing to do'
  • 'if you're looking for dough it's a good place to rob'
  • 'they're gonna be toast when they get caught'